Friday Bites

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• I like writing and drawing in the margins of my dead-tree books, and I finished reading all of the digital content I had wanted to read on the Librie... So, Sony Librie Librié EBR-1000 e-book reader 1000EP for sale on eBay - $1 No Reserve
• Big IFE news - Scary JetBlue landing as passengers watching live DirecTV hear cable commentators speculate on their death
• Burger King's drive-thru LCD screens are remarkably bright and crisp. Can you guess what I had for breakfast this morning? Oh, and Starbucks Lightnote brand mild brew coffee is a nice Friday treat.
• Planzo adds function, ease to web-based scheduling.
• I dropped my first (and last) empty glass of beer at the bar last night. It totally shattered into ten million pieces and caused a minor scene for about twenty seconds. Surprisingly, I had been juggling three beanbags only hours earlier with moderate success.
• Thinking about going to Athens tonight...
• Our company is notoriously cheap, and we don't put our travelling salesman up in fancy hotels. Last night, our hero salesman almost got mugged in his parking lot. Thank God the 60-year old all star is in great shape; his respone was to "get the hell out of there" and he sprinted away from the would-be-muggers in good humor.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"